"Privilege has its own privieges."   -- Rabbi Axel MacKenzie

"Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark."

"The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk."  -- GWF Hegel

"Some people get off on morphine and some people get off on morphing."
     -- Unknown

"Whether it's crack or china girls, it's still an addiction."
     -- Unknown


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Before We Go Underground

Customer to Barrista: Your decaf is so good ... it gives me a buzz
Barrista: As a courtesy to our clients, we spike our decaf with a shot of real espresso

"Taking pleasure in others' misfortunes"
     -- Sitno N. Kroam

"Streetgirls bringing sailors into hotel must pay for room in advance."   -- The Management

"Beware of pickpockets and loose women"
     -- Sign at Elephant and Castle